striders:

do u ever think about ur girlfriend and become the human version of the heart eyes emoji

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

tpoyle1996:

“I mean I’ll probably wreck it, I dunno.”

tpoyle1996:

“I mean I’ll probably wreck it, I dunno.”

videoisvideo:

stupidsexychespin:

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

videoisvideo:

stupidsexychespin:

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

Wow so I actually have plans for college right now. So as of rn I plan on taking (besides general ed stuff) marine biology, general zoology, and music things yayyy

im literally just thinking about that dumbass from fault in our stars doing that metaphor bullshit and people always laughing at him going “it’s not even lit asshole” and they walk away before he can explain so he just yells “IT’S A METAPHOR” frantically 

froakieappreciationblog:

*sticks cigarette up ass* it’s a metaphor

xekstrin:



A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

aelwen-art:


Okay so I have this theory that turians sleep standing up, more or less, and they tuck their heads into their carapace. So, naturally, Shepard makes him a scarf for the brisk late fall weather.
And he loves it.

aelwen-art:

Okay so I have this theory that turians sleep standing up, more or less, and they tuck their heads into their carapace. So, naturally, Shepard makes him a scarf for the brisk late fall weather.

And he loves it.