do u ever think about ur girlfriend and become the human version of the heart eyes emoji
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
“I mean I’ll probably wreck it, I dunno.”
Wow so I actually have plans for college right now. So as of rn I plan on taking (besides general ed stuff) marine biology, general zoology, and music things yayyy
im literally just thinking about that dumbass from fault in our stars doing that metaphor bullshit and people always laughing at him going “it’s not even lit asshole” and they walk away before he can explain so he just yells “IT’S A METAPHOR” frantically
*sticks cigarette up ass* it’s a metaphor
A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.
Okay so I have this theory that turians sleep standing up, more or less, and they tuck their heads into their carapace. So, naturally, Shepard makes him a scarf for the brisk late fall weather.
And he loves it.